Sucre Lapin ( @hijabihipster on Twitter)

Hi! I'm Layla Al Qadr!

My parents have a Sense of Humor apparently- because I used to get laughed at it in school.

Go me.

I'm also known as: @hijabihipster on Twitter. Go check me out if you like listening to a dumb girl telling jokes. Or, you know, whatever.

I also really like Harry Potter.
Like, really really like.
It's borderline creepy.
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Him:
Hey!
Me:
...
Him:
What are you reading?
Me:
An Imperfect Offering.
Him:
oh isn't it that Al Gore guy who wrote that.
Me:
It's written here. On the spine of the book.. James Orbinski. Go get your eyes checked.
Him:
*initiates awkward silence*
Me:
*reciprocates awkwardity*
Him:
*silence*
Me:
OK, I'LL STOP BEING A BITCH IF YOU STOP BEING A DOUCHE.
Him:
Oh ok, cool.
Me:
Right.
Him:
So when are you gonna take that scarf off and let me fuck you?
Me:
HOLY FU-
I can not remember what ensued after this. All I remember is a red blur and lots of high-pitched male screaming.
Also:
is anyone down with me chilling at their place for a bit till the police get off my back?
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