Sucre Lapin ( @hijabihipster on Twitter)

Hi! I'm Layla Al Qadr!

My parents have a Sense of Humor apparently- because I used to get laughed at it in school.

Go me.

I'm also known as: @hijabihipster on Twitter. Go check me out if you like listening to a dumb girl telling jokes. Or, you know, whatever.

I also really like Harry Potter.
Like, really really like.
It's borderline creepy.
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I think my parents are uncosciously trying to lift my spirits from the previous funk it was in. It is working. Very well. (I’m sorry for being sucha bitch)

Got back from a Muslim Students Association Meeting (I know right? I mean…if they knew about my twitter/tumblr alter-ego they’d kick me out fo sho. No they wouldn’t. They’re awesome. They’d just give me a wide-berth and I’d feel like a whale. WOOHOO). I came home, put dinner on and started cleaning the house.Mum came back from work, then Dad. After me, parents and siblings all ate and I’d cleared out the dishes the following happened:

Mom (with laptop open on kitchen counter): Ooooh…Susan Boyle does it again? Lets have a look!

*Me and Sis peer over*

Susan Boyle: *sing*

Dad: *sniffle*

All three of us turn around in bewilderment.

Dad: *sniffle* WHAT?

Mom: You fatty, you’re such a wuss

Dad: *sniffle*

Mom: *staring at youtube* HUH? WHAT? SUSAN BOYLE HAS SWINE FLU?! *click*

Dad: HUH WHAT?

Mom: *click*

Rick Astley: *sing*

Me and Sis: o______________________o

Mom and Dad: *start dancing*

Me and Sis: *ROFLLMAOOMGWTFBBQ*

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