August 2009
1 post
on disappearing for a month.
Ok half way into my holiday in the UK I got swine flu.
And well being rather near death (and now fully recovered, sort of) it changes your perspective on life. Well, how could it not?
It made me a lot less lazy, very active and more ah…well I guess the word for it would be ‘mature’ but I think it’s a little different from that. I’ve realized that life can end...
June 2009
28 posts
...
I still make jokes, but it’s like..I’m waiting. I’m in some weird sort of middle ground, where at a surface I carry on with life, but another part is waiting for the body to return, the funeral to commence….
maybe if I laugh, it’s not real.
What's this whole thing about falling slowly?
I’m falling pretty hard and fast.
[edit: not really meant to be funny, but if you think it’s funny, than to each their own, I suppose]
Inna Lillla Wa Inna Illayhi Rajioon.
He was only 26. He drowned in Cuba.
It feels so surreal.
I just saw him two weeks ago. Alive, healthy and working on his car. A car, I’m afraid, will never be finished.
It’s like I’m wafting through two states, suspended disbelief and grief.
….
I don’t even know.
‘Allah calls on those whom he loves most’
InshAllah, inshAllah…He was...
I wish I had some awesome political discourse to...
But, like, my hands are totally tired.
And I, like, totally lost my brain somewhere.
And my hijab, is like, totally blonde today.
:D
AYAYYAYA
Sigh...
Dispute as much as you want. I just don’t understand how people can not believe in God when such a thing as snowflakes exist.
:)
Ever had those days..
Where you look into a mirror and bemusedly wonder why there’s a baboon’s bottom where your face should be?
Then, you feel bad about being so egocentric that the same day you decide to go for a long bike ride, and then up a mountain trail and think: ‘there’s more important things in life than my face’.
So then you go to your nearest soup kitchen and spend three...
I think I forgot to mention that I'm...
This one time when I was 9, I heard the internet...
Internet I have been dissapointed.
Quick, get this thing on some virtual reality shit and we’ll get to walk around and stuff. Like that anime, .Hack//Sign.
Yeah.
This..dish..is just terrible. Cooking is *not*...
OH poo.
won’t be updating here as often.
WHO KNEW THAT PSYCH SESSIONS….actually ate up so much of my time.
I’m supposed to be getting more sleep but I miss favrd and tho i don’t need a shrink to tell me this, it’s cool to talk to you guys and make jokes.
because according to her, it allows me to step out of my current reality and look at it through a new lens.
...
What was the #1 Song on the day you were born? →
aimee-b-loved:
kurafire:
americanmailorderbride:
sokeri:
via everyone
fine I’ll play: the long and winding road: the beatles
seems apt as I share a birthday with one of those beatles guys. and also, yeah, this road has been sort of long and winding.
Fuck yeah - mine is Rhinestone Cowboy by Glen Campbell.
Ross’ is Ben by Michael Jackson - lame.
It’s Jack and Diane by John Cougar for...
I am A Sad Sad Toaster made of Glass *
To cheer myself up I only need to go out to Chinatown and buy myself cute retard stationary that have phrases like:
‘Hi I am hat fairy Best wish for you!’
aww..
hat fairy.
You just made my day. * if you get this reference you are so full of awesome that I’m surprised the world hasn’t imploded with you at the epicentre just yet.
I'd like to say that I have my thumb on the pulse...
…but I don’t. I’m too preoccupied with mental images of unicorns and talking to strangers.
Attention all that have quietly hated me...
yayaa:
for not having comments enabled, I’ve finally re-activated them. :)
But I have quietly adored you!
…oh poo, my cover has been blown.
:(
May 2009
129 posts
On aspirations.
Dear University Female Students and/or women with a Higher Education,
Please stop being so utterly disdainful of other women whose aspirations are opening up their own boutiques, nail salons, hair salons and the like. Why do so many of you think that if a woman wants to stay at home and look after her kids that it is somehow demeaning and that she is either close-minded or has no deeper scope of...
Congratulations.
Jonathanaeunice managed to single-handedly up my tumblarity by like 30 points.
I don’t know whether to be flattered or if I should be watching my back.
...
Him: Hey!
Me: ...
Him: What are you reading?
Me: An Imperfect Offering.
Him: oh isn't it that Al Gore guy who wrote that.
Me: It's written here. On the spine of the book.. James Orbinski. Go get your eyes checked.
Him: *initiates awkward silence*
Me: *reciprocates awkwardity*
Him: *silence*
Me: OK, I'LL STOP BEING A BITCH IF YOU STOP BEING A DOUCHE.
Him: Oh ok, cool.
Me: Right.
Him: So when are you gonna take that scarf off and let me fuck you?
Me: HOLY FU-
I can not remember what ensued after this. All I remember is a red blur and lots of high-pitched male screaming.
Also: is anyone down with me chilling at their place for a bit till the police get off my back?
Things that seriously suck (1)
- thinking your earphones are in when you’re watching College Humour videos amongst very conservative people.
Giggling
indefensible:
We have a new contributor over at Rimshots, and I’m happy to say his first post hits it way way waaaaay out of the park.
All I can say is: THANK GOODNESS FOR GOOGLE CHROME INCOGNITO BROWSERS.
Seriously.
Shit like that can get me in trouble.
In other news.
GLOWY BOOBS. yay.
I think my parents are uncosciously trying to lift...
Got back from a Muslim Students Association Meeting (I know right? I mean…if they knew about my twitter/tumblr alter-ego they’d kick me out fo sho. No they wouldn’t. They’re awesome. They’d just give me a wide-berth and I’d feel like a whale. WOOHOO). I came home, put dinner on and started cleaning the house.Mum came back from work, then Dad. After me, parents...
WAIT. What's everyone freaking out abou- oh.
